On Wednesday, Sept 8, our one and only house pet seized {up}
the day.
RedLips, as he is affectionately called,
swam on over to
fishy heaven where he will now spend his days
playing the carpsichord and
gilling the lily.
RedLips is survived in death by
flora and a 1/2 used bottle of macro nutrients. He had no
squiblings or squids. RedLips lived most of his three years in a fishbowl stationed in our watercloset where, unfortunately, he was frequently exposed to
sharking images, brief nudity, and vain intentions. And yet, you can
betta that
RedLips lived a happy, non-productive three years, serving as a confidante for Daisy and
herring scaly secrets of all kinds. In lieu of flowers,
codolences are being accepted in the form of checks, cash, money orders, Hot Tamales, fresh peach pie or fish sticks.
