I like receiving awards as much as anyone who is slightly narcissistic. but I have to admit, I wasn't real thrilled with my latest award, presented yesterday at the House of noStyle by the Association of Sedentary Students ...
{MOST NUMB BUTT}
this award comes after weeks and hours and hours of researching and writing the final papers of this semester. let's hope my grade is inversely proportional to the pain (bad pain = good grades, eh?).
on to happier news.... It's the end of the semester!
that means i'm on the backside of the doctoral degree mountain! only 2 more semesters in the saddle. meanwhile I have this burning question...will the cheeks choke...the tail feathers topple...the derriere deteriorate... the booty bawk?
now that I'm a decorated expert, I fear the answer is:
it's a bummer. but I figure the rump will recover. around december...just in time for Christmass.
that means i'm on the backside of the doctoral degree mountain! only 2 more semesters in the saddle. meanwhile I have this burning question...will the cheeks choke...the tail feathers topple...the derriere deteriorate... the booty bawk?
now that I'm a decorated expert, I fear the answer is:
ya...probumly.
it's a bummer. but I figure the rump will recover. around december...just in time for Christmass.
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if you or someone you know suffers from numb butt, try this. tell them the NUMBUTT bum champion sent you.
9 comments:
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great achievement, for sure! Both the award and the completion of one more semester....you've worked hard for that award, so let's celebrate. Let's go and SIT for a concert...how does that sound?
You are so much fun! Thank you for sending this to me today. Just as I was blind and blurred from moving files in two computers for my job at a university and my student role at another...overwhelming task! Look forward to seeing you in May.
SandyB
You are so much fun! Thank you for sending this to me today. Just as I was blind and blurred from moving files in two computers for my job at a university and my student role at another...overwhelming task! Look forward to seeing you in May.
SandyB
Dearest Jenni Claire, Miss Numb...
LOVE your accurate presentation of our life. And speaking statistically, 30 bum days (and probably nights) of diligent work are equivalent - and show causality - for subsequent bum burgeoning bolstering. A real bummer! So, put that award on your front door step and the fab will take turns WALKING to your home to take a gander in an attempt to enjoy a little fresh air while belittling the bum...
Love you much, you amazing woman!
Miss in a
Will you have a nummer bummer come summer?
A cheeky award, indeed! That is a good one! Love your tongue-in-cheek (ha ha, couldn't resist!) style! Sitting isn't all it's cracked up to be. (Oh...sorry...BUT I can't help myself!)
Lolene!! My blog finally let you post. So glad to have you add in your .20 cents worth which is worth millions, really.
Thanks for your punny and encouraging words everyone. Me and my smooshed toosh are cracking up. Makes the stain of pain a little less. Makes it easier to firm up and forge on. No ifs, ands, or big buts.
Pretty clever Jenny - the comments are quite entertaining also! Congrats on tying up another semester. Its all worth it!
Marilyn
I love your award! Gave me a smile! I'm here in Ecuador sweating my brains out, "relaxing" with my students until the 16th.
See you soon enough!!
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