I'm just doing my part to be helpful. Here are some of my best tips for saving money.
1. Don't go shopping. If you go shopping, you'll buy something: because you'll find "bargains".
2. Avoid using coupons. They are an evil scam to get you to purchase things that sane human beings would never ever consider under normal conditions, such as Pringles fat-free potato chips , Lil' Debbie snack cakes and Peeps Easter candy.
3. Make a list and stick to it. If you find you must shop, never go shopping without a list. At the bottom of every list write "etc." That way if you do find a bargain, you can purchase it and hold your head up high without any guilt, knowing that you stuck to your list!